FUNNY AMERICAN UNHELPFUL SCUMBAG TEACHERS QUOTES

1. Teacher: do you think this poem means?

     Student: Blah blah ( after long explanation) 

     Teacher: No thats wrong.

2. Teacher Says this paper is best ever i have ever read.

     but gives only 95% and says No paper is perfect.

3. Teacher: you should not go to the bathroom.... you should have gone during lunch.

4. Teacher : Here is the helpful website on the white copy it into your URL bar.

      

       "http://www.longesturlinthehistoryofmankindsincetimeimmorial.com/someuselessshit32/%20/US/soboring/physicssuckstothecore/stupidpointlesss/asss.html"

5. She requires 3 ring binder.

    but never holes punches in anything.

6.Teacher: Your final answer was correct but you point for not working it out in my specific way.

7. Teacher: "didnt get your papers graded, i teach other classes too"....

                 After Sometimes she says : "You need to finish your homework...i dont care if you have other classes"

8. Teacher: " oh you dont get how to do it... let me explain the exact same way i explained it the first time"

9. Teacher: " If you missed the bell, you missed the class, i dont make the rules" .... " the bell doesnt dissmiss you , i dismiss you"

10.  Student gets right answer on the test. But teacher marked wrong just because you done it differently than she expected.

11.  Teacher asks you " why are you late" then she says " i dont want to hear excuses"

12. Teacher: "oh you cant spell that word" .... "look it up in this book where words are sorted by spelling"

13. " i have graded all your test....but i cant let you see the grade..because one student hasnt taken the test yet."

14. whole class has their hands up...but picks the student who doesnt have the students hands up.

FUNNY AMERICAN LAWS

It’s against the law to spread a false rumor in Georgia.

You can’t carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length In Washington State.

 The Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates in Virginia.
 
 The law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel In Illinois.
 
It is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts in New york.

It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking in wyoming.

For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar in west viginia.

In oregon one may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.

In illinois Citizens can be hit with a $120 ticket for having an improperly displayed and outdated city sticker on their car.

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public in IOWA.

Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison in kentucky.

One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply in lousiana.

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person in Florida.

On Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval in delaware.