American Stereotypes

This is sort of a rant I guess… So be warned. lol
I thought it would be funny to look up some American Stereotypes from other countries, you know?
And the most common ones are the ones that we’ve kinda brought onto ourselves: Fat and Lazy
But there were a few that I didn’t completely understand. Like:
Americans are loud and obnoxious … most of the Americans I know are either really shy, or are only loud when they get to know you… So to all of you from the UK and Asia/Africa/Australia: if an American is loud and obnoxious to you, be glad. That means they like you ;)
Another that we brought onto ourselves is that all of the girls are super-sluts. Lets face it… There are super-sluts in EVERY country. So don’t just single ours out.
Also: American’s are stupid. Yup. We Are SUPER stupid… We have some of the best colleges/universities in the world… you don’t get those from stupid people :)
We “wreck” the original “English” language… if all of your friends and family said the word trunk (indicating the back part of the car that opens up) instead of the boot (i think thats what they call it in England) then you would say it to.
Bottom line: Think before you judge :)
About 50% of Americans aren’t as bad as you think they are. That doesn’t seem like much, But I guarantee  its the same in your country :)
This has been my rant. Not meant to be offensive in any way to others… Love you all!

American always do things wrong

Americans always do things wrong (joke)

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
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