1. Teacher: do you think this poem means?
Student: Blah blah ( after long explanation)
Teacher: No thats wrong.
2. Teacher Says this paper is best ever i have ever read.
but gives only 95% and says No paper is perfect.
3. Teacher: you should not go to the bathroom.... you should have gone during lunch.
4. Teacher : Here is the helpful website on the white copy it into your URL bar.
"http://www.longesturlinthehistoryofmankindsincetimeimmorial.com/someuselessshit32/%20/US/soboring/physicssuckstothecore/stupidpointlesss/asss.html"
5. She requires 3 ring binder.
but never holes punches in anything.
6.Teacher: Your final answer was correct but you point for not working it out in my specific way.
7. Teacher: "didnt get your papers graded, i teach other classes too"....
After Sometimes she says : "You need to finish your homework...i dont care if you have other classes"
8. Teacher: " oh you dont get how to do it... let me explain the exact same way i explained it the first time"
9. Teacher: " If you missed the bell, you missed the class, i dont make the rules" .... " the bell doesnt dissmiss you , i dismiss you"
10. Student gets right answer on the test. But teacher marked wrong just because you done it differently than she expected.
11. Teacher asks you " why are you late" then she says " i dont want to hear excuses"
12. Teacher: "oh you cant spell that word" .... "look it up in this book where words are sorted by spelling"
13. " i have graded all your test....but i cant let you see the grade..because one student hasnt taken the test yet."
14. whole class has their hands up...but picks the student who doesnt have the students hands up.
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